I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."-- Fred Adler
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.-- Alfred Adler
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen